You’ve been preparing for this day your whole life. Every dream that you could fly, every traffic light that’s changed at your command, every kiss you ever stole and every fortune that you gave away. You may not have realized it, but you’ve been training hard. And today, you’re ready. Today you embrace your calling as the superhero that you’ve always been becoming. There’s just one last thing you need,
The Spam Oracle knows you know yourself better than you think you do. A cut-up therapist; a Rorschach robot; a mirror made of junk mail. The Spam Oracle will keep your secrets and question your answers, and may even occasionally make you forget that you’re talking to yourself. Currently offline for some much-needed tech updates!